"Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit."

- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.

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"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

(via ruinedchildhood)

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

  • me:


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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via stophatingyourbody)


I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.


I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

(Source: rydenarmani, via ruinedchildhood)


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via realfun-funeral)

The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except the secret is their personality

(Source: sh4ne, via vinebox)


i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

(via xxtrmlyunfriendlyblkhttie)

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via beautiessleeping)

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I'm a Muthafuckin Martian.