nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I don’t want to be a supreme adult…

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alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

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jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

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wildbelles:

riskpig:

Lupita: The Disney princess I need.

more like this here x

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camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

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laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

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cheapy the cheapskate

(Source: spatula-pyrope, via ruinedchildhood)

jessieblush:

If you’re told by the one you’re in love with that you’re stupid for hurting, then they’re obviously not in love with you otherwise they would understand.

Lololololol

Lololololol

(Source: teenagenicks, via ruinedchildhood)

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